5.4.3.2.1!

Yup! It is the five day countdown to my 11th B-DAY!!!!!

Woohoo!

LIZARUS!!!

FOR X-MAS I GOT A LIZARD!!!!

I would like to introduce everyone to Lizarus "Lizzie" McCord:

I'll post a pic of the little guy soon, and I'll also post updates about how life in the cage is, and how delicious the crickets look.

P.S. Lizarus eats crickets....GROSS!

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What should I do for a solo in my school talent show?!

Bamby

I didn't name our new pet Bamby because of the movie. I named it Bamby because it likes Bamboo! So feed it lots of food! Play with Bamby too!

P.S.

The panda walks into the bar, and asks the bartender for some food. He eats his food and then shoots the bartender. On his way out of the bar, the bar manager asks why he shot the bartender.

The panda says to look pandas up in the dictionary: eats, shoots, and leaves.

HAHAHA! It's supposed to be eats shoots, and leaves.

What to Call Myself...

I'm Jewish. I'm also Christian. I celebrate both Chanukah and Christmas. Unfortunately, I don't get presents for both. :( So what to call myself? That is the true question. I mean seriously... I'm not Christian, I'm not Jewish, I'm both and calling myself "both" makes me feel insulted...

I guess I could call myself Christish, or maybe Jewstian? I'm not the only one. There are tons of us "boths" and we need a real name. So comment with advice...

Horrible Performance

Okay, so today in school we did a performance. There's this thing called voice lessons and my grade went first and made a lot of mistakes and we were all like OOPS! and then fourth and sixth grade went and made us look like friggin Broadway singers!

EW!

My teacher's made us look up what lasciviousness means! I'm not going to post it on my blog so I don't get like sued and because it's disgusting but here's a link to the definition: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/lasciviousness

Busy Bee

I'm really busy during the week. If you are too, here are tips.

1. Be busy with something you love doing, don't be stuck wasting hours on something you hate.

2. If you have a lot of homework on a day that you're busy, do it on the commute. Doing homework on the subway saves a ton of time.

3. Relax on the days when you're not busy so that you're not always stressed out.

My B-DAY!!!

No, not today it's in... 23 DAYS!!!

Christmas/Chanukah Wish List

1. Clothes

2. Money

3. Phone case

4. Jewelry

5. Lizard that I can name Lizzie

6................................................... is top secret if you ask me what it is in private I'll tell you.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend?

No, boys are. I don't mean like boys as people to like are a girl's best friend. I mean when picking a BEST FRIEND boys are the best option. The thing people don't realize is that boys are just as much human as girls. They have feelings too. Boys don't overreact, girls do. They are perfect venting tools, because they're mostly good listeners.

New Seating Arrangements

So today, my class kinda got in trouble for not following directions. We got new seats and they're mostly boy-girl-boy-girl except for me cuz we have three extra girls heehee!

Milo the Golden Retriever is ah-dorable!

Daily Puppy

Today's is Bella the Dachshund!!!!! LOVE HER TOO!!!!

Okay, so my new word is yesh!

Words of Wisdom

The day after your birthday, is one step closer to your next birthday.

Daily Puppy

Okay so today the daily puppy isss......

DRUMROLL PLEASE!

Sadee the Labrador Retriever!

YAY!

IN 27 DAYS....

MY B-DAY OCCURS! YES THAT IT RIGHT I WILL BE TURNING 11 A WONDERFULLY PRIME AND ODD NUMBER!!!

2,4,6,8 'tis the time to liberate go christmas go chanukah go kwanza go solstice

go plastic tree go plastic tree go plastic tree go plant a tree

Daily Puppy

Just wanna say, today's daily puppy "Chase the Cockapoo" is super cute!

Periwinkle!

Kirsten is also Periwinkle! She is at my awesome house that houses awesome me!

Yo her name is Kirsten and she's also known as Periwinkle. Frikky frikky fresh....WORD! PEACE!

Tell Me Why

Somebody I know is being irritating, so I'm gonna post the lyrics to a helpful song.

I need you like a heartbeat but you know you've got a mean streak makes me run for cover when you're around so here's to you and your temper yes I remember what you said last night I know that you see what you're doing to me TELL ME WHY!

TELL ME!