Bamby

I didn't name our new pet Bamby because of the movie. I named it Bamby because it likes Bamboo! So feed it lots of food! Play with Bamby too!

P.S.

The panda walks into the bar, and asks the bartender for some food. He eats his food and then shoots the bartender. On his way out of the bar, the bar manager asks why he shot the bartender.

The panda says to look pandas up in the dictionary: eats, shoots, and leaves.

HAHAHA! It's supposed to be eats shoots, and leaves.